Jukebox Johnny was quite concerned when Daddy Faddy Malone, owner of Faddy Malone's, 3120 Hempstead Turnpike, Levittown, failed to show up on time last week. "Faddy hasn't missed a day's work in over 1,350 days," Jukebox Johnny thought to himself. "I hope he's okay, but more importantly, who's gonna post the Mighty Quinn column on the bathroom walls?"
Jukebox Johnny waited for Daddy Faddy until 3 o'clock in the afternoon, then took matters into his own hands. "I'll post Mighty's column," he said as he ran from the bar. Jukebox Johnny found a Daily News at the closest place in Levittown, raced back to the bar, and posted Mighty's column on the bathroom wall (a great honor). As for Daddy Faddy, turns out he slept late after finding "A gift from God."
The Longest Yards: Hats off to Sean Bohan, who set a record in Saturday's loss to Roosevelt H.S. The East Rockaway H.S. junior WR caught eight passes for a Nassau County playoff record 193 yards.
Mighty missed with Temple (-7-1/2) Tuesday night.
Wednesday it's Miami, Ohio. The profit is 20 sirignanos.
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