The Metamucils rallied for their old pal Hondo yesterday, coming up with a delightful deuce in the ninth, but the Nats weren’t so helpful last night, so the debt grew slightly to 535 ditmars.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch can’t pass up the long odds on Saunders and Detwiler – 10 units apiece on the Diamondbacks and Nationals.
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Hondo is guessing the Secret Service’s sexual hijinx went unnoticed during the Clinton Administration because all the attention was focused on the sexual hijinx of the man the agents were protecting . . . By the way, word is the Clinton Global Initiative intends to name Dr. Adam Ostrzenski, who claims to have located the G-spot, its Man of the Year. Bill feels strongly about honoring the achievement in an area so near and dear to his heart . . . Speaking of the Clintons, Page 6 reports that at the Time 100 Gala this week, Hillary was seen talking to the founder of Spanx, the snug body-shaping undergarment for women. Sources say the Secretary of State loves the product not only for its contouring benefits but also because it reduces the horrific chafing caused by her double-wide woolie pantsuits.
hondo@nypost.com
Clinton Global Initiative, Clinton Administration, Adam Ostrzenski, Diamondbacks, Detwiler, hijinx
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